So, I’m sitting here splitting my efforts between trying to get facebook.com to believe me at all about a wastedinc page and reminding myself to not go out and kill everyone I encounter. As of now, that’s roughly fifty/fifty. Very, very roughly.

The problem is that facebook.com is in a word retarded. Or, in two words, developmentally disabled. Though, since we’re talking about an IT App, it’s DevDis, which is kinda like one word again. I’d put DevDis on a shirt; but it might be too soon to expect anyone to get it, since I probably coined that about ten seconds ago.

Maybe not. There’s a DevDis.com out there already; though it probably doesn’t mean the same thing. Call it a homonym.

Here’s what I’ve got done at facebook.com to date:

Wasted, Inc.

Wasted, Inc. on Facebook

So, not much.

The idea, I guess, is that you click on that and, if you’ve got an account at facebook.com already [nice of them to assume], you can elect to become a fan [nice of us to assume] and help to spam spread the word about Wasted’s little fanpage thing at facebook.com. Which I’m led to understand is supposed to be helpful in some way. If perhaps only to facebook.com. Who can guess.

Anyway: that’s set up. Apparently. So, if you’re into clicking on things to become a fan of them, knock yourself out. If not, that works too; I’m sure three or four billion other people will become fans in no time, giving us a majority and allowing for the Wasted, Inc., Industrial Complex New World Order. Because—let’s be real—as the new oligarchy, it’s not like we could really make matters much worse. Free cookies for all, or something.

We’re working on the benefits in the WIICNWO scheme; but we’re leaning toward free cookies, as of now.
—Gremlin