So much for adding a new shirt every day. I’ve got a decent excuse, of course.

First: Friday night, I had this thing I had to do. And that became Saturday morning, and eventually Saturday afternoon, and further eventually I managed to get tired after all. So that’s where Saturday went.

Then I woke up with a really sinister headache, and didn’t get rid of it until pretty much now.

So, there you have it. I was sick that day. Or something.

But that’s okay: Hunter had a fun idea on the whiteboard, so I stole it. That’ll be funny in about three seconds. Because here it is:

See? Because it’s about stealing intellectual property and—nevermind. It was funnier before I started in with the typing.

To prolong the funny, of course, I deigned to add a Copyright © Wasted, Inc. [wastedinc.com] tag along the bottom. That way, I can sue anyone reading the shirt without having bought it first. Those are the rules, right? So, you’re hereby advised to go throw money at me by buying your own: ©riminal
—Gremlin